May 2013
computer problems suck yo. i’ll probably be gone for a while.
i’ve been trying to work on this fucking project since 9:30. Nothing was working. I finally got something to kind of work about an hour and a half ago. Now the program has freaked out and I’ve lost all of my work.
Guess I’ll be getting a 0 on my final project.
I really don’t give a fuck anymore.
cuddleology:
Maybe a cute foreign guy will love me for citizenship
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
i was and it was awful
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Zodiac Signs & Their Ice Cream Flavor
Aries: Rocky Road
Taurus: French Vanilla
Gemini: Amaretto
Cancer: Strawberry
Leo: Mint Chocolate Chip
Virgo: Chocolate
Libra: Neapolitan
Scorpio: Cookie Dough
Sagittarius: Butter Pecan
Capricorn: Cookies N Cream
Aquarius: Coffee
Pisces: Cake Batter
cozely:
I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
sometimes guacamole smells like poo, but i eat it anyway
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so many guys could get it. ugh.
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i want to cradle your butt in my hands
i don’t wanna go to work in 4 hours.
too much to doooooo
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you do know letters are vital parts of spelling words in the english language, right?
today i saw a wiener dog that was fatter than it was long
it’s been a weird day
whatdidyoutellthelibrarians asked: I thought Facebook was telling me it was your birthday today and I got excited but it was another Joseph's birthday and I got very upset. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFRICKER.
ok so how do i post replies so i can respond to them now?
i hate that they changed that. that pisses me off more than anything
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i want a pistol. not to shoot it. or to defend myself. but to pistol-whip stupid hoes.
it’s like a bitchslap. with a gun.
#iamwhyweneedguncontrol
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i hate you lol
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tophersoasis:
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i don’t know if this shirt goes with my salmon pants very well, but fuck it.
#thisfagsetstrends
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an authentic minnesotan hot dish, as defined by an authentic minnesotan, has four elements: Starch, Meat, Vegetable, and Base.
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i have no time for judgey mcjudgersons today
nothing saddens me more than the fact that there is no such thing as a vegetarian hotdish
“I’m a pusher, Cady. I push people.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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kwikemart:
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
April 2013
my attention span is butts
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bruinthecup:
I think they should make a male version of Hooters
Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs
It shall be called Pythons
i’m not usually a rose hater, but she is such a self-centered cunt in the season 4 finale
