computer problems suck yo. i’ll probably be gone for a while.
i’ve been trying to work on this fucking project since 9:30. Nothing was working. I finally got something to kind of work about an hour and a half ago. Now the program has freaked out and I’ve lost all of my work. Guess I’ll be getting a 0 on my final project. I really don’t give a fuck anymore.
cuddleology: Maybe a cute foreign guy will love me for citizenship
theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes i was and it was awful
Zodiac Signs & Their Ice Cream Flavor
Aries: Rocky Road
Taurus: French Vanilla
Leo: Mint Chocolate Chip
Scorpio: Cookie Dough
Sagittarius: Butter Pecan
Capricorn: Cookies N Cream
Pisces: Cake Batter
cozely: I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
sometimes guacamole smells like poo, but i eat it anyway
so many guys could get it. ugh.
i want to cradle your butt in my hands
i don’t wanna go to work in 4 hours. too much to doooooo
you do know letters are vital parts of spelling words in the english language, right?
today i saw a wiener dog that was fatter than it was long it’s been a weird day
whatdidyoutellthelibrarians asked: I thought Facebook was telling me it was your birthday today and I got excited but it was another Joseph's birthday and I got very upset. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFRICKER.
ok so how do i post replies so i can respond to them now? i hate that they changed that. that pisses me off more than anything
i want a pistol. not to shoot it. or to defend myself. but to pistol-whip stupid hoes. it’s like a bitchslap. with a gun. #iamwhyweneedguncontrol
i hate you lol
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i don’t know if this shirt goes with my salmon pants very well, but fuck it. #thisfagsetstrends
an authentic minnesotan hot dish, as defined by an authentic minnesotan, has four elements: Starch, Meat, Vegetable, and Base.
i have no time for judgey mcjudgersons today
nothing saddens me more than the fact that there is no such thing as a vegetarian hotdish
I’m a pusher, Cady. I push people.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
kwikemart: i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
my attention span is butts
bruinthecup: I think they should make a male version of Hooters Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs It shall be called Pythons
i’m not usually a rose hater, but she is such a self-centered cunt in the season 4 finale