August 2012
July 2012
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marina: do I need to lie to make my way in life?
electra: lol kinda
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aeternumprobus:
Anybody who doesn’t love Kelly Clarkson will face my penial wrath.
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Colours - Diana Vickers
my sister saw tom daley when she watched the olympic parade on on-demand. she asked who is that and i told her everything about him ever. she was slightly creeped out.
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brambleforest replied to your post: i was expecting a not-so-rated-g text from a…
God I hope THAT text was G-rated at least.
hahaha yes
i was expecting a not-so-rated-g text from a guy.
not a text from my friend’s mom. that was weird.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
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I think I'm missing the point of the olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
amouremeline:
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
their bad…
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wait...
there are people who legitimately don’t like “Call Me Maybe” ???
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and my church name-checked kelly clarkson today. that was pretty cool.
my dad has the same birthday as alton brown
he just got that much cooler.
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egwmusic:
Play the audio and let your life near...
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“All you sucker MCs ain’t got nothing on me.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
work in the morning, and then i’m going home!!!
that’s not as impressive as my loose tooth
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have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room
i’m always the smartest person in the room.
In which Joey swears the hot mechanic likes him
[[MORE]]I’ve been going to this place to get my oil changes for the past 3 oil changes, and every time I take my car in, there’s been this really hot mechanic guy working the front desk. Same thing was true this morning when I took my car in. The only possible difference about today compared to the two previous times is that I look pretty dang good (for me). He’s super hot and...
